The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Monday, June 26th, 2006Instead of doing another writeup of the days events, etc, I have decided to do a final wrap-up of Japan. In case you didn’t notice - I leave for home today, inshallah.
Before I forget, I came up with this gem on the way from Nara last night. I know, Forrest Gump says ‘Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.’ Well, he was retarded, what does he know.
Here is the realness: Life is like a train. People get on, and people get off, but some stay on for the whole journey. I know, profound! It’s ok, just sit back, take a deep breath and keep going.
What I’ll do is a list of the good, the bad and the ugly from Japan, a Top 10 list, if you will.
In between the heavy rains in Tokyo, the manic fever in Kyoto, I would still have to give this trip a solid 7-8/10. The people are wonderful, the sites even more so. The food left me a little weak, but hey, to each their own, right?
So, without further ado … here’s the list:
The Good:
- The freakin cool toilets. Press a button and you get a nice water splash (pressure controlled), press another button and a nice breeze of air will dry you right up! Insanely cool!
- The traffic light crossing sounds. I mentioned this one before, the lil chirping sound when it’s ok for you to cross.
- At the entrance to all the stores, there this lil stand with long plastic sheaths, and you stick your umbrellas in it so the water doesn’t drip all over the place.
- Some stores also have umbrella lockers. You stick ur umbrella in a cage type thingy, and there’s a small tiny lock to lock the handle in. Real cute.
- The plastic food models. So you never have to wonder what your meal will look like before you get it. Walk along ANY street in Japan, and you’ll see showcase after showcase of plastic foods with the name and price. If you have a hard time with Japanese, just drag the maitre d’ outside and point at what you want! It’s a snap!
- The fashion sense of the women. Again, I mentioned this earlier: everyone is dressed like they’re on their way to the runways. Hair done, great clothes, and amazing shoes to boot!
- The freakin Internet Cafes. I mean, there aren’t words to describe how HAAWWT these places are. Free drinks, free snacks, PS2, TV, fast ass computers, showers, clean toilets … the works! The cost: $9 per 3hours!
- The subways have this reaaaaaaaaally nifty lil line map. Let’s say you’re on the purple line, it’ll have the entire lines network shown over the doors, and like a lil light will blink to show which station you’re at. Maybe other places have this too, but saved my ass on multiple occasions!
- The courtesy and politeness you’re shown as a customer in any store. They bow down when you walk in, and there is this lil tray where you give your money, you never hand the money with your hands. And your change is given cupped in both hands, and head bowed. Very refreshing - esp coming from Riyadh! I still gots love for ya, Riyadh!!
The bad:
- There are no trash cans. You can walk 10 city blocks and not encounter one. It’s very frustrating! Their reasoning: after 9/11, it’s a security threat. I mean, I thought these guys were smart, but they always throw a wrench in there somewhere.
- The train stations are humongerous! To get from the Side A on Level 1 to Side B on Level 1, you’ll have to take no less than 31341034 elevators up, then another 13412351 elevators down, and voila! You’re on the other side of the tracks! I mean, gimme a break people!
- The Japanese from the past had this uncanny affinity for high places. These mountain shrines/temples get reallllly old, reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally fast. Again, gimme a freakin break! May God bless the souls of the poor laborers who worked on these fine structures. Must have been one hell of a contracting job!
The Ugly:
- THE FREAKIN PEACE SIGN PICTURE POSE. I swear, seeing that makes my blood pressure rise to no end. And it’s not just cute school girls doing this, it’s the entire freakin Orient! You’ll see a 90yr old grandpa line up for a pose and BAM! the peace sign is right in yo face! I want to walk right upto him and just tell him off. We get it … you LOVE peace!
- Maafi English. This one is ugly, only because it boggles my mind. One of the most, if not the most, technologically advanced societies in the world, but yet sooo isolated still, and they’re oblivious to it. The worst of it is, I can say anything to some people, and they’ll just start nodding their heads, and I’m getting real excited here … OMG! THIS PERSON MIGHT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING, and then it’s over just like that … the person smiles and starts saying ‘Hai!’ incessantly!
I’m sure there are more things that can go in each category, but that’s for another trip. Thanks for reading and taking part in this trip along with me. I appreciate it.
Anchors away!!!